My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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