Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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