that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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