ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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