hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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