And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
420 ftw
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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