You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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