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• (269): View more from Michigan

  After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I've blown a few things in my day

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I immediately regret the tequila decision.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed

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• (310): View more from California

  It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Let the clothes fall where they may.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.

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