i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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