Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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