An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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