Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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