I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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