"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
The struggles of a small town man whore
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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