my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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