Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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