Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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