is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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