you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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