We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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