I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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