I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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