yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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