Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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