ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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