There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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