Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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