so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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