That's when you crack a 10am beer
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless