yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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