so explain again why im purple
no
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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