Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Randomize
