Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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