? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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