Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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