you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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