I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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