i just wanna soil my oats bro
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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