He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
i out mim tonsoeep
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