? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
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I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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