His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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