Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
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You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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