I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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