Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
