Ambien. No doubt about it.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
So much rum. So many feels.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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