Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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