i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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