Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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