PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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