Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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