Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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