I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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