i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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