I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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