I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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