she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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