This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Four minutes until I can fart!
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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