does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I think I sprained my soul last night
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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